Thanks to Vu Le and his blog, we can all have a good laugh at hundreds of #nonprofitpickuplines. Here are some of our favorites! Head over to Twitter to keep up with the hilarity!
Dont worry about a ring, baby. The only engagement I'm looking for is from my board. #nonprofitpickuplines
— Joycelyn Fish (@Joycelyn_Fish) November 6, 2015
I would sign up for your mailing list. Twice. #nonprofitpickuplines
— Vu (@Nonprofitwballs) November 6, 2015
@Nonprofitwballs I hope you like to receive love letters… because I'm going to mail you monthly. #nonprofitpickuplines
— Barbara Clabots (@Women_and_Fish) November 6, 2015
Tagged your record as 'high priority' in the database…in my heart. #nonprofitpickuplines
— Yoda, CFRJ (@FundraisingYoda) November 5, 2015
Girl, you're stacked like a grant application #nonprofitpickuplines
— Andrew Littlefield (@FSUAndrew) November 4, 2015
I hope I'm not rushing things, but you really seem like someone I could introduce to my board. #nonprofitpickuplines
— melissajonas (@melissajonas) November 2, 2015
@Nonprofitwballs did you forget to file your Form 990? Cause you got FINE written all over you.#nonprofitpickuplines
— Margaret Waldock (@GRDodgeEnviro) November 2, 2015
Have you donated to this charity before? Because you're one donor I'd like to acquire. #nonprofitpickuplines
— Maeve Strathy (@fundraisermaeve) November 5, 2015
I like your retention rates. Want to try out your donor engagement tactics on me? #nonprofitpickuplines
— Ashley C. Hernandez (@AshCorrinn) November 2, 2015
My, what a large endowment you have. #nonprofitpickuplines
— Marc A. Pitman (@marcapitman) November 3, 2015
Your eyes are like a federal grant: I can get lost in them forever. #nonprofitpickuplines
— Vu (@Nonprofitwballs) November 3, 2015